funkster: It seems they have a strong political anti-Microsoft bias.
funkster: Even though Microsoft Word is the best-selling word processor on the Mac, and has been for years upon years.
minsq: Humph.
funkster: OTOH, this probably sells real nice to the feverish pro-Mac crowd.
minsq: Clearly, those damn Word users should be using OmniSnorkle™ or whatever they produce.
funkster: New! OmniBaboon!™ Now with Drag&Fling!™
funkster: We've just announced OmniStainedPublicLavatory!™
minsq: Now, with peel-off OmniCrust!™
funkster: Say goodbye to unwanted free disk space with OmniZepplin!™
minsq: Fun new gaming pack: OmniLose!™
funkster: Kick off your OmniShoes!™
minsq: OmniCharo!™ (Note: this is a Love Boat reference. -ed)
funkster: Organize your life with OmniPancakes!™
minsq: Multitask with OmniBloomers!™
funkster: Our new OmniGenitalSores™ will keep away unwanted viruses!
minsq: Our most useful application: OmniChocolateTeakettle!™
funkster: Buy the optional OmniFishBicycle™ pak and double your productivity!
funkster: Are we in the realm of dada now? Spiked steam irons? Furry coffee cups?
minsq: Create sharp graphic work with OmniCoffeeRing!™
funkster: OmniIcePickShovedInYourEye!™
minsq: OmniThrobbingTumor!™
minsq: Jurjen suggests OmniAndersenAccounting!™
minsq: Jurjen suggests "Manage your porn collection with OmniPotent!™"
minsq: Should I link to OmniGroup from my page? Perhaps not.
funkster: If you're going to make the page, you might as well.
minsq: Heh.
funkster: Though they might use the Angry Legalese Threatening Letter Wizard in OmniToadstool™.
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