Mexican Radio -> SPM -> Property Style

In which we take South Park Mexican's rap, which takes its chorus from the Wall of Voodoo song "Mexican Radio," and rewrite the lyrics to fit the meter of "Property" by Todd Rundgren. We did this in chat, but then made a file with contributions from both of us.

South Park Mexican's rap lyrics (probably not 100% correct, but who can tell?)
Todd Rundgren's "Property" lyrics
Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio" lyrics

Cadillacs, roly-poly / Should never lie mysteriously.
(alt: Cadillacs must be rotary / And on raps, only purity.)
Smokin' herb with joyful glee / My lungs someday won't work for me.
Two grand I lost previously / My dice on Lady Luck did pee.
At the Ritz, girls would dance for me / I assure you, it was not free.
I received very recently / an epistle from my aged ami
He suffers lost mobility / In a Federal penitentary.
My friend who is imprisoned, he / has kids I shall look overly
I'll wake you up quite early / For breakfast cereal made Frootily.
Overalls like snow or sea / With boots of dark tonality.
No more gin and juice for me - those chips and soups don't come for free.
My civic exploration's key / For with rocks is it done by me.
My outfit then's a certainty / My socks and shirt match frequency.
Mom, I tell you somberly, I'll exit atmospherically.

I note repetitiously / my Mexican Rad'io locality

First and next, is coming "Daddy" / Represent geographically.
Silly punks express jealousy / But they flow only menstrually
I'll manage monetarily, and raise myself up vertically.
My dorsal mosture's infamy / Is not marred by your treachery.
(alt: My back lacks in moisture, see; don't lie about it hydrologically.)
Locomote horticulturally / I'm the prez of my company
(alt: I go through life quite rotary / A tumbleweed's a simile.)
Express my self cannabisly / At home the fire and brimstone be.
Oh, the infant love wifely, free your husband pulmonarily!
From the grim reaper I flee, and jail chases me tryingly.
Friends want my wife sexually / they are aged and damned by me.
In my past, many spoke of me / as a transient Satanically.
Should my muffler fly off free, the humor will be lost on me.

I note repetitiously / my Mexican Rad'io locality

From that dime's gluteal obesity / Shall I pull a bud additionally.
With a firm grasp, in the Lay-Z / I shift horizontally.
Asian girl, brought to the TV / Gives me love most prodigiously.
I admit that I previously / Begged for you to buy tapes from me
Crib with lakeside scenery / And hardware in the pool with me.
(alt: Having fun, swimmingly, still have a weapon strapped to me.)
Why do they hate, I ask prayerfully? Their nuts with grapes compare unfavorably.
Truck paint coat is like candy / And in huns, cost five and eighty.
(alt: Costs eight thousand easily / For the paint that is like candy.)
Reverend, will you pray for me? / Eleven (in my truck) TVs.
Pioneer's reading visually / Seven more than 10 to the three.

I note repetitiously / my Mexican Rad'io locality